eto, cliche pero hinihirit ko pa rin kung minsan...
interviewer - what are your influences?
band/band member - DRUGS!
now here's some other cliches that do not amuse me one bit...
interviewer - what are your influences?
random pogi rock band - ah, syempre kasama ang beatles, eraserheads, rivermaya... (but when you hear said pogi rock band, their music doesn't bear a trace of the bands that they mentioned...)
interviewer - how do you feel about being pigeonholed in the emo scene?
random emo/screamo band - hindi kami emo! (insert long, usually nonsense explanation here)
random band - we try to be a good influence on the youth through our music... (pero paglabas nila ng booth, derecho sa paboritong inuman spot o magpapakasabog...i mean, i drink a lot myself, but a lot of bands, especially in the post-World Youth Day mid-'90s scene, could be so hypocritical saying that they try to promote positive values. practice what you preach!)