i wont be offended im thankful pa nga e! hehe! i dont know much about this things. btw, i just bought a lazer pickups 2 humbuckers because someone told me its ok for a slash tone.(really?) i didnt tested it yet cause my guitar is still with sir jon. whats an eq? modding /stomp boxes? (sorry noob)
BAMF has a pair of lazer pickups, and quite honestly, i thought it sounded bigger than the ibanez humbuckers. you might wanna check out BAMF and send him a message because he can do things to those lazer pickups.
if you dont go with the BAMF route, then yep, you should get a new set of PUP's, hehe. there are PAF's here for sale 2k each. you just have to spot them. i can suggest you seymour duncan 59's. i dont know how much they cost, but it is on my guitar and i trip out with sweet child there at times.
EQ = equalizer. im talking about the stompbox (pedal - of you dont know what this is, i suggest you go to a music shop and ask)... you can tweak various frequencies there to make it sound bigger.
Modding = the process of adding or removing component/s in a stock pedal you bought, to make it sound different.
anyway, i suggest you check out the FAQ ... you can learn a lot there as a beginner.
and finally:
i advice you NOT TO GET CRAZY with gear first (borrow and test them at home as much as you can, if your friends wont let you borrow, bring your guitar and test HIS GEAR in his house *lol*). if you really are a beginner, you should practice on your chops, until you are ready to play live ... and when that time comes, i think you will know what you want.
if budget is not a problem with you... buy all you want, hehehe... its probably better than having cars as a hobby.