Relic'd guitars. I don't understand the point of buying a spankin brand-new but war-torn-looking guitars from the shop (which were
made that way in the first place). Even worse, get a spankin shiny brand new guitar, then replace all the stock parts with yellowed-
out cream pup rings, bell knobs, bent tuning machines, rusty string trees and saddles; then bombarding the body with hammers,
forks, sandpaper, paint thinner, wood stain, meat tenderizers.. I just really don't get it. If you want it looking old, get an actually
old guitar. If you want to buy new, then let the battle scars come to the guitar - at least you can tell the story for each scar.