-jazz heaven-
A jazz guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of jazz Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.
"This is coltrane's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Coltrane!" "And this is Monk's room here and Jaco is over there..." and the jazz Guitarist is totally in awe.
Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Wes Montgomery here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he needed to... spend time in Pergatory. But he'll be along soon enough."
The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He's woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing and it sounds just like Wes. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely.
The jazz guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Wes. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that montgomery is in the next room.
Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Wes"
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