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Title: Fart Problem........
Post by: bassbacx on December 15, 2007, 04:10:14 AM
Don't look at me man......  and im not guilty....  hehehehehehe.....

since this concerns health, just a thought - not utot.....
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: ame_thyst on December 15, 2007, 04:19:02 AM
Don't look at me man......  and im not guilty....  hehehehehehe.....

since this concerns health, just a thought - not utot.....


uminom ng carbonated drink para sa iba naman lumabas ang bad air... burp!!!!
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Bammbamm on December 15, 2007, 08:54:26 AM

As fart as i know, it has something to do with the food that we eat. High-carb diet is one of the culprit. Also a kind of bacteria in our stomach that emits gas causes the bad smell of...phffffssshht.... :evil:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: marzi on December 15, 2007, 02:24:14 PM
kuha ka ng lata ng pringles...abangan mo yung utot mo...pag mauutot ka na, itapat mo yung pringles tapos takpan mo...

ayan pre, may science project ka na!

rocket booster...
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: bhenard on December 20, 2007, 07:54:20 AM
kuha ka ng lata ng pringles...abangan mo yung utot mo...pag mauutot ka na, itapat mo yung pringles tapos takpan mo...

ayan pre, may science project ka na!

rocket booster...
Hinuhuli yan sir marzi!

illegal possession of bomb paraphernalia :evil: :lol:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Xilence on December 31, 2007, 11:04:25 AM
Another cause is lactose in milk.  I have this mild lactose intolerance resulting to multiple farting :D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: bhenard on January 01, 2008, 01:35:29 AM
maruming tubig,kahit na di tumutuloy sa pagka-diarrhea,multiple farting ka parin. 
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Poundcake on January 05, 2008, 02:13:07 AM
Totoo yung sinasabi na pag kumain ka ng madaming beans eh magiging ututin ka. Pati yung sa kamote. Kung kumain ka ng madami-daming ganun, umpisahan na ang pasabog!

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: marzi on January 05, 2008, 01:35:36 PM

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:

oy hindi greaseless yun no!

greasy nga pakiramdam nun eh  :lol: parang may lube yung wetpax mo  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: niknok on January 05, 2008, 01:39:40 PM
utot-utot lang ng utot
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Poundcake on January 07, 2008, 02:11:19 AM
oy hindi greaseless yun no!

greasy nga pakiramdam nun eh  :lol: parang may lube yung wetpax mo  :lol: :lol:

Hahaha ikaw naman niliteral mo.. Kinuha ko lang yun sa isang past TV commercial tungkol sa rubbing alcohol dati. Green Cross yata yun e hahaha :lol:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: bassbacx on January 08, 2008, 09:10:30 AM
astig sana kung may kulay yung utot noh...........hehehehehe...
sa babae pink kulay....hehehehe

eh paano kung gus2 mo ipa-checkup kanino ka kokonsulta?

"Dok, ah eh, ano kasi eh, ahm......" tooooooooooooooot.... ayun po, pwet ko na nagpaliwanag" hehehehehehehe
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: marzi on January 08, 2008, 02:08:28 PM
Hahaha ikaw naman niliteral mo.. Kinuha ko lang yun sa isang past TV commercial tungkol sa rubbing alcohol dati. Green Cross yata yun e hahaha :lol:

oo nga  :-D

pero hindi Green Cross Alcohol yun...

Green Cross Liniment ni Mandong Masahista at Manghihilot...

gusto mo i-quote ko yung buong usapan dun sa commercial na yun?  :-D :-D :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: AugustBurnsRed on January 09, 2008, 11:30:20 PM


bxta pag uutot ka dapat malakas ung tunog, ung bang rinig ng buong masa.  se pag mahina, napaka baho nun.

hahah

silent but deadly   ika nga.
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: bhenard on January 19, 2008, 08:54:11 AM
Totoo yung sinasabi na pag kumain ka ng madaming beans eh magiging ututin ka. Pati yung sa kamote. Kung kumain ka ng madami-daming ganun, umpisahan na ang pasabog!

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
mod wala akong balita sa beans pero sa KAMOTE meron...
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: patrickpatrick on January 23, 2008, 11:38:41 AM

sabi nila mas mabaho daw ang utot ng mga babae..  :-D

bakit kaya??  :-D :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: itchybrain on January 23, 2008, 08:14:47 PM
sabi nila mas mabaho daw ang utot ng mga babae..  :-D

bakit kaya??  :-D :mrgreen:

BWAHAHAHAH!!! 'Di ko alam ito, mhen. Sige, gawa tayo test. Magtatawag tayo ng mga volunteers!  :-D

@ threadstarter

Normal lang ang umutot. Ang ginagawa ko, I get myself excused (if I'm with a lot of people) and take a "fart walk." Ang hindi normal sa akin, eh, kung amoy utot ang bibig mo.  :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: itchybrain on February 17, 2008, 10:38:01 PM

At may naalala pa ako na sinabi ng Gaffer ko: "Punta ka sa tapat ng Ateneo tapos bili ka ng mais na nilaga. Kainin mo yung mais tapos...."  :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Genzomaru on February 22, 2008, 02:24:04 AM
wag pagsabay-sabayin : Beer + lotsa sushi w/ lotsa wasabi. Otherwise, gas chamber

 :-o
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: soundslikebryan on February 22, 2008, 02:35:39 AM
sakit yan di ba? flatulence. marami ng pills na nabibili to control that.

get a colonoscopy to clean your insides, or baka naman bulok na ang anal cavity mo (blechhh).

Stop sodomizing yourself and tell your boyfriend to not have s e x for a while (hehe)
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: wiccan8888 on February 22, 2008, 09:38:23 AM
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: soundslikebryan on February 22, 2008, 09:50:39 AM
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

Skidmark, hahahah

yan ang bago mong nickname
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: tagagapo on February 22, 2008, 09:52:23 AM
pag de ka umutut mamatay ka LoL
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: itchybrain on February 22, 2008, 10:12:31 AM
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

Ang tawag diyan U.S.T.-- Ut*t Sabay T*e. :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: insultedgamer on February 22, 2008, 10:27:45 AM
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D
Ang tawag diyan U.S.T.-- Ut*t Sabay T*e. :-D

Bakit sabi nila Pururot? :?
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: BAMF on February 22, 2008, 11:14:19 AM
Utot ka sa elevator. Tapos tingin ka sa katabi mo, pandilatan mo, sabay takip ng ilong ng panyo :D :D :D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: insultedgamer on February 22, 2008, 01:34:57 PM
Utot ka sa elevator. Tapos tingin ka sa katabi mo, pandilatan mo, sabay takip ng ilong ng panyo :D :D :D

E di mo pala napigilan ang lakas ng tunog.  :lol:
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Fenris on March 03, 2008, 04:16:11 AM
Ano naman ang tono ng utot nyo ako low E slightly overdriven and good sustain.
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: trem3 on March 13, 2008, 08:14:05 PM
Ano naman ang tono ng utot nyo ako low E slightly overdriven and good sustain.

sa akin parang may whammy effect tapos mala-Rectifier... metal na metal!
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: Fenris on March 15, 2008, 04:35:01 AM
try ko nga i mic tapos daan ko sa Multi effects.
hmmmmm
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: xid02 on March 17, 2008, 11:23:51 PM
nag-minandal kami ng ate ko ng   kamote...


maya-maya...


ang bangis ng kamandag ng utot namin...
tumatambay sa ilong hahaha! :-D
Title: Re: Fart Problem........
Post by: vin12 on March 19, 2008, 09:19:06 AM
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

hehe UST

Utot Sabay Tae, hehe nakakirita nga yan, narnasan ko na rin yan :-D