Author Topic: technical related bloopers.(this should be funny.) (Read 8785 times)

wiccan8888 · « **on:** November 26, 2008, 07:57:39 PM »

naalala ko nung nagwork pa ako sa government, may time na kailangan nameng iformat ang mga PC ng isang department, tapos may nagalit sakeng empleyado, kasi nadelete daw or nawala lahat ng files niya. sabi ko nabackup naman namen lahat, nagulat talaga ako ng nalaman ko na nagsasave siya ng files sa recycle bin. walang biro, sa recycle bin siya nagsasave ng files para daw protected at hindi ma virus.

tapos naranasan ko naman empleyado na nagsasave ng files sa progam files, at least hindi naman sa recycle bin.

mojahista · « **Reply #1 on:** November 26, 2008, 09:21:23 PM »

question, bakit ang general na tawag sa flash drive ay USB?

electrotop · « **Reply #2 on:** November 26, 2008, 11:19:31 PM »

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question, bakit ang general na tawag sa flash drive ay USB?

ang alam ko USB drive ang tawag nila talaga sa flash drive tapos tinanggal lang yung word na drive kaya na sanay na USB ang tawag nila hehehe

Fenris · « **Reply #3 on:** November 27, 2008, 03:54:56 AM »

Sabi ng computer teacher ko nung grade 4, kaya daw nilalagay sa sleeve ung flopy disk para di magka virus

siore · « **Reply #4 on:** November 27, 2008, 10:01:09 AM »

Quote from: wiccan8888 on November 26, 2008, 07:57:39 PM

naalala ko nung nagwork pa ako sa government, may time na kailangan nameng iformat ang mga PC ng isang department, tapos may nagalit sakeng empleyado, kasi nadelete daw or nawala lahat ng files niya. sabi ko nabackup naman namen lahat, nagulat talaga ako ng nalaman ko na nagsasave siya ng files sa recycle bin. walang biro, sa recycle bin siya nagsasave ng files para daw protected at hindi ma virus.

tapos naranasan ko naman empleyado na nagsasave ng files sa progam files, at least hindi naman sa recycle bin.

Nagse-save sa recycle bin?!!

Never heard that before pare. Pero astig yun ah.

akosimic · « **Reply #5 on:** November 27, 2008, 12:08:53 PM »

Quote from: mojahista on November 26, 2008, 09:21:23 PM

question, bakit ang general na tawag sa flash drive ay USB?

naiinis ako sa tao pag usb ang tawag nila sa flash drive. kaya nga nung basic computer class (na pinetiks ko lang hehe), sinabi ko "ang usb, yung ang saksakan. ang flash drive, yun ang storage. pag may nagsabi sa inyo na usb pa rin yun, paki-sipa nalang sa mukha dahil mali sila." hehehehe

bacolodDYL · « **Reply #6 on:** November 27, 2008, 11:25:30 PM »

Quote from: akosimic on November 27, 2008, 12:08:53 PM

naiinis ako sa tao pag usb ang tawag nila sa flash drive. kaya nga nung basic computer class (na pinetiks ko lang hehe), sinabi ko "ang usb, yung ang saksakan. ang flash drive, yun ang storage. pag may nagsabi sa inyo na usb pa rin yun, paki-sipa nalang sa mukha dahil mali sila." hehehehe

hahaha sisipain ba? hehehe tama tama....

paranoid · « **Reply #7 on:** November 28, 2008, 03:39:33 PM »

Quote from: mojahista on November 26, 2008, 09:21:23 PM

question, bakit ang general na tawag sa flash drive ay USB?

Kasi sa USB sinasaksak.

Dapat pilosopohin mo eh. Pag sinabi niya na "Kunin mo nga USB ko." Sabihin mo, "May screwdriver ka? Nakakabit kasi sa PC eh. Bakit mo kailangan?".

marzi · « **Reply #8 on:** November 28, 2008, 03:55:26 PM »

kung gusto nyo makarinig ng madaming ganyan, mag work kayo sa mga OEM PC tech support like Dell...pramis, araw araw may bloopers kayo...

mojahista · « **Reply #9 on:** November 28, 2008, 06:54:37 PM »

another blooper:
bakit CPU ang tawag sa pc tower w/ peripherals?

electrotop · « **Reply #10 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:05:58 PM »

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another blooper:
bakit CPU ang tawag sa pc tower w/ peripherals

kasi ang meaning ng CPU sa iba is "COM PUTER UNIT"? hehehehe

paranoid · « **Reply #11 on:** November 29, 2008, 09:14:11 PM »

Quote from: electrotop on November 29, 2008, 09:05:58 PM

kasi ang meaning ng CPU sa iba is "COM PUTER UNIT"? hehehehe

Ahaha.. Pwede...

progressive_pilipinas · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2008, 04:49:15 PM »

haha! nararanasan ko yan sa mga computer shops minsan:

Ako: Palagay ng flash disk hah...(sabay smile)
Bantay: Usb?
Ako: Oo sa USB...
Bantay: Sige, may saksakan dyan ng USB.
Ako: sige salamat.

Fenris · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2008, 11:41:19 PM »

True story from a friend at Dell Tech Support

Customer: I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue Michael Dell, I'm gonna take this computer and shove it up your A$$

Tech Support: Sir is that a desktop or a laptop computer?

Customer: speachless

baka nga naman magkasya kung laptop diba?

wiccan8888 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 02, 2008, 02:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Fenris on December 01, 2008, 11:41:19 PM

True story from a friend at Dell Tech Support

Customer: I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue MichaeDell, I'm gonna take this computer and shove it up your A$$

Tech Support: Sir is that a desktop or a laptop computer?

Customer: speachless

baka nga naman magkasya kung laptop diba?

WAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH one of the funniest stories here.

mojahista · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2008, 09:30:30 AM »

another tech support blooper:

tech: turn on your computer
cust: its already on
tech: are you inside the computer now?

KitC · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2008, 12:23:26 PM »

Tech blooper? how about this one?

More like user blooper.

Priceless

marzi · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2008, 09:26:35 PM »

^mas makulit yan kung bumili pa sya ng 2 pang procy fans at kinabit din sa ibang fan slots for added air circulation/ventilation

Fenris · « **Reply #18 on:** December 05, 2008, 07:29:06 AM »

another true story

Yung isang friend ko tech support sa isang line ng appliances

Tumawag ang customer, Galit na galit

Customer: you owe me a bird and a microwave!

Tech: sir, what is your issue

Customer: your microwave is defective and it killed my Parrot!

Tech: Im sorry to hear the loss of your parrot, can you tell me what happened.

Customer: It was raining hard all after noon and I left my parrot outside, the poor guy was all wet. so I put him in the microwave to dry.

kawawang parrot.

bacolodDYL · « **Reply #19 on:** December 05, 2008, 09:40:06 AM »

Quote from: Fenris on December 05, 2008, 07:29:06 AM

another true story

Yung isang friend ko tech support sa isang line ng appliances

Tumawag ang customer, Galit na galit

Customer: you owe me a bird and a microwave!

Tech: sir, what is your issue

Customer: your microwave is defective and it killed my Parrot!

Tech: Im sorry to hear the loss of your parrot, can you tell me what happened.

Customer: It was raining hard all after noon and I left my parrot outside, the poor guy was all wet. so I put him in the microwave to dry.

kawawang parrot.

hahaha

mas kawawa yung may-ari

paranoid · « **Reply #20 on:** December 05, 2008, 05:39:01 PM »

Quote from: Fenris on December 05, 2008, 07:29:06 AM

another true story

Yung isang friend ko tech support sa isang line ng appliances

Tumawag ang customer, Galit na galit

Customer: you owe me a bird and a microwave!

Tech: sir, what is your issue

Customer: your microwave is defective and it killed my Parrot!

Tech: Im sorry to hear the loss of your parrot, can you tell me what happened.

Customer: It was raining hard all after noon and I left my parrot outside, the poor guy was all wet. so I put him in the microwave to dry.

kawawang parrot.

FAIL..

riffscreamer · « **Reply #21 on:** December 11, 2008, 10:37:58 PM »

Ito, while checking if my laptop can run FEAR. Minimum requirements, failed yung specs ko. Recommended requirements naman pasok:

What? Pass o fail? What?

paranoid · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2008, 01:37:49 PM »

Quote from: riffscreamer on December 11, 2008, 10:37:58 PM

Ito, while checking if my laptop can run FEAR. Minimum requirements, failed yung specs ko. Recommended requirements naman pasok:

What? Pass o fail? What?

Parang marketing strategy na para bilhin mo na kasi nga passed ka sa requirements. Haha.

riffscreamer · « **Reply #23 on:** December 14, 2008, 07:43:55 PM »

Ang wierd nga eh. Eto pa, kaya failed yung specs ng machine ko, kasi hindi NVIDEA/RADEON ang vidcard ko. As in yun lang. Yung mga pixel shader at transform and lighting ek ek pasado naman.

panterica · « **Reply #24 on:** December 16, 2008, 03:46:00 PM »

question, pano ka magse-save sa recycle bin?

di ba pag nag-save ka sa msword hindi mo naman makikita ang recycle bin?

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