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Offline deltaslim

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Bastos na blues songs
« on: October 24, 2007, 11:37:21 AM »
There's an old but now largely forgotten tradition of 'bastos' blues songs.  Such 'bawdy' blues songs usually contain 'double entendre' lyrics, where words like "banana in your fruit basket", "lemon", and "rattlesnake" meant other things. ;-)  Some are thinly veiled while others were outright graphic!

During my HS to college years, raging libido induced me to compose basic blues tunes in the bastos tradition.  Here's one that Jook Jam (w/ 3/4 of Plug jamming along) got to do live last Saturday. The last time I performed this song was at a blues gig at the old Club Dredd in Cubao!


Sayang, putol, pero heto lyrics nung buong song.  As you can see, it's the 'graphic' variety.

Bagsak ng Bataan

Kung may hapdi ay may sarap
Sarap-hapdi, hapdi - sarap, hanggang sa magdamag
Oh baby ko, yeah, yeah, yeah (all right)
Hanggat di mo binabagsak ang bataan - sandata ko'y di ilalapag

Oh baby [oh baby, baby], alam kong first time mo (no, no, no):
Kung ako'y yong bibitinin - taho ko'y magkaka-sago-sago

Oh baby [oh baby, baby]; patitikman ko sa yo (wooh, wooh):
Pitong pulgadang ligaya - sagad sa iyong baga

Ibubuka, isasara
Buka - sara, sara - buka, anak ng baka
Oh giliw ko ang sakit na sa ulo (oh yeah)
Ba't di mo ko paraanin, nang ang sarap ay matikman mo

Ipapasok, ilalabas
Labas - pasok, pasok - labas hanggang sa umalpas
Rock me baby, rock n roll sa magdamag (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Dadalhin kita sa rurok   
Sa langit tayo’y puputok


We sang another bastos song, Pepeng Pianono, but I don't know if that was caught on video.  You can just imagine what a song about Pepe's jelly roll would be about.  ;-)
« Last Edit: October 26, 2007, 12:54:33 PM by deltaslim »

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 04:07:56 PM »
 :-) catchy song.. hehehe seen and heard it live and alive!!!! :evil:
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 08:20:22 PM »
Down In The Alley by Memphis Minnie is about sex with a prostitute  :-D


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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 04:06:59 AM »
Isn't Backdoor Man about...you know...going in through the out door?

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 07:07:32 AM »
Isn't Backdoor Man about...you know...going in through the out door?

LOL!  In this day and age of liberal porn, maybe yes!  Pero back in the day, backdoor man meant the 'other man' -- the one who sneaked out through the backdoor when the husband comes home.


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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 02:44:13 PM »

The first song that went into my head when i read this post was The Zombie's rendition of a Smokey Robinson song, "You Really Got a Hold on Me."

Funny thing. When The Zombies reach that part in the song when they go "You really got a hold on me.." then followed by the back-up voices, "You got a real tight hold..." To me it sounds like, "You got a real 'tight hole'." Sexual nga.  :-D

Nice bastos song, Delta. :) Very catchy.  :-D


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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2007, 02:58:50 PM »
who was the guitar player that played the solo? ang galing ah.
walang maisip

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2007, 03:01:00 PM »

By the way, ang galing mong mag-slide guitar, Delta! World Class!

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2007, 04:33:50 PM »
Bastos nga kayo that night!!!

sayang nga, putol... a case of "premature ......"? :-D
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 12:53:31 PM »
who was the guitar player that played the solo? ang galing ah.

Si Chester yun!  Malufet talaga yun!
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 12:55:49 PM »
:-) catchy song.. hehehe seen and heard it live and alive!!!! :evil:

cyempre, you and Jakoy were jamming along eh!  (see first post, inedit ko na)

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 01:10:34 PM »
Ang Alaga
12 bar blues in E

Meron akong...alaga
Asong mataba...
Mahabang buntot,
Makinis ang mukha...
Yan ang aking alaga.

Mahal nya ako,
Mahal ko din sya...

Kaya't sya ay, aking inaasawa
Aking inaasawa, aking, inaasawa

(Blues guitar solo)
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 01:49:58 PM »
Ang Alaga
12 bar blues in E

Meron akong...alaga
Asong mataba...
Mahabang buntot,
Makinis ang mukha...
Yan ang aking alaga.

Mahal nya ako,
Mahal ko din sya...

Kaya't sya ay, aking inaasawa
Aking inaasawa, aking, inaasawa

(Blues guitar solo)

LOL!   Pwede!

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2007, 06:50:52 PM »
Ang Alaga
12 bar blues in E

Meron akong...alaga
Asong mataba...
Mahabang buntot,
Makinis ang mukha...
Yan ang aking alaga.

Mahal nya ako,
Mahal ko din sya...

Kaya't sya ay, aking inaasawa
Aking inaasawa, aking, inaasawa

(Blues guitar solo)

sure HIT yan, lalo na ipakanta kay AllanK.  :mrgreen:

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2007, 03:40:42 AM »
E eto...di naman talaga bastos...bastos lang pag me kumakain :D

Kubeta Blues
(12 Bar in A)

Spoken: etong awiting ito'y nagtatalakay sa isang masidhing paghihirap na naranasan ko...

Umupo ako sa trono..
Me popcorn sa pwet.
Nang bumulwak ang goto...
Syet...ansaket...ansaket.

Bituka ko'y buhol-buhol
An labas pala'y tubol...
Pwet ko'y parang mawawasak
Chicharong...bulaklak...
Chicharong bulaklak...

Ngayo'y alam ko na...
San na kinain kanina
Ayan na sya, ayan na sya
Lumalabas...lumalabas na...
Lu-malabas na !

(guitar solo)

Umupo ako sa trono
Magang-maga ang pu-wet
nang bumulwak ang goto
s yet...na malagket...s yet na malagket !
s yet !  s yet ! S yeeetttt.....
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2007, 03:26:50 PM »
mahusay!!!
end is near. learn to swim.

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2007, 07:02:52 PM »
Here's a Blue Rats song...

Langhiya
music by Andy Locsin
lyrics by Apa Ongpin


(intro)

Ipinasyal kita
sa akin sasakyan
balak ko sana
tayo'y mag one-on-one
Dumating tayo sa Kalookan
nagparada sa isang
malilim na daan
Nang lumingon ako upang ika'y halikan
Arouch!
Pinitik mo ang aking kwan

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka talaga
ang sigaw mong
parang baboy na tinataga
Akala mo kung sinong
dalaga
Pero aber!
Wala kang panty at nag mini-skirt ka pa

Nanood tayo
ng isang pelikulang "X"
Ang bukod-tanging
paksa nito ay sex
Nakaakbay ako
sa balikat mo
unti-unting ginagapang ang
kanang boobs mo
Nguni't bago ko makalas
ang butones mo
Inay!
Kinagat mo ang daliri ko

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka pa rin
Ang hiyaw mong
parang busina ng tren
Akala mo kong sinong
Maria Clara
Pero ano!
Sa ilalim ng t-shirt mo'y
wala kang bra

(solo)

Nilasing kita
ng vodkang Absolut
Ang dating nito
ay talagang ismut na ismut
Sinabi ko sa iyo
"Do you find me kyut?"
Tumawa ka lang
at ako'y kinurut
Nang bumulong ako sa iyo
"Tayo'y mag"- alam mo na
Hindot!
Sumuka ka at sa tenga ko ay
shoot na shoot

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
Ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!
Bakit sa akin ka pa rin
nakikipagdate?

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!

(outro)

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2007, 10:54:40 AM »
cyempre, you and Jakoy were jamming along eh!  (see first post, inedit ko na)

 :evil: JAKOY!!! :lol:
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 11:53:31 AM »
Here's a Blue Rats song...

Langhiya
music by Andy Locsin
lyrics by Apa Ongpin


(intro)

Ipinasyal kita
sa akin sasakyan
balak ko sana
tayo'y mag one-on-one
Dumating tayo sa Kalookan
nagparada sa isang
malilim na daan
Nang lumingon ako upang ika'y halikan
Arouch!
Pinitik mo ang aking kwan

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka talaga
ang sigaw mong
parang baboy na tinataga
Akala mo kung sinong
dalaga
Pero aber!
Wala kang panty at nag mini-skirt ka pa

Nanood tayo
ng isang pelikulang "X"
Ang bukod-tanging
paksa nito ay sex
Nakaakbay ako
sa balikat mo
unti-unting ginagapang ang
kanang boobs mo
Nguni't bago ko makalas
ang butones mo
Inay!
Kinagat mo ang daliri ko

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka pa rin
Ang hiyaw mong
parang busina ng tren
Akala mo kong sinong
Maria Clara
Pero ano!
Sa ilalim ng t-shirt mo'y
wala kang bra

(solo)

Nilasing kita
ng vodkang Absolut
Ang dating nito
ay talagang ismut na ismut
Sinabi ko sa iyo
"Do you find me kyut?"
Tumawa ka lang
at ako'y kinurut
Nang bumulong ako sa iyo
"Tayo'y mag"- alam mo na
Hindot!
Sumuka ka at sa tenga ko ay
shoot na shoot

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
Ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!
Bakit sa akin ka pa rin
nakikipagdate?

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!

(outro)


Nice - I can almost hear the Cowboy and Joey P rockin' guitar solos!

Haha!  Next to Messrs Locsin and Ongpin, now I don't feel so 'pilyo' for having composed those bastos blues songs.  :-D

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2007, 04:24:13 PM »
'tsang ina talaga.... ngayon ko lang nabasa itong thread na 'to. Had no idea that my collaborator was posting the indiscretions of our youthful improprieties.

It's been a while since we did that tune. The only recordings of that song that survive have an interesting footnote attached to it: Recorded at Jim Paredes' studio in 2" tape, produced by Mike Hanopol, Drums by Edmund "Bosyo" Fortuno (+r.i.p.+), Bass by Norman Belardo (+r.i.p.+), Sax by Joe Ingarra (who is now a pastor[!]).  :-D

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2007, 12:31:30 PM »
Here's a Blue Rats song...

Langhiya
music by Andy Locsin
lyrics by Apa Ongpin


(intro)

Ipinasyal kita
sa akin sasakyan
balak ko sana
tayo'y mag one-on-one
Dumating tayo sa Kalookan
nagparada sa isang
malilim na daan
Nang lumingon ako upang ika'y halikan
Arouch!
Pinitik mo ang aking kwan

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka talaga
ang sigaw mong
parang baboy na tinataga
Akala mo kung sinong
dalaga
Pero aber!
Wala kang panty at nag mini-skirt ka pa

Nanood tayo
ng isang pelikulang "X"
Ang bukod-tanging
paksa nito ay sex
Nakaakbay ako
sa balikat mo
unti-unting ginagapang ang
kanang boobs mo
Nguni't bago ko makalas
ang butones mo
Inay!
Kinagat mo ang daliri ko

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka pa rin
Ang hiyaw mong
parang busina ng tren
Akala mo kong sinong
Maria Clara
Pero ano!
Sa ilalim ng t-shirt mo'y
wala kang bra

(solo)

Nilasing kita
ng vodkang Absolut
Ang dating nito
ay talagang ismut na ismut
Sinabi ko sa iyo
"Do you find me kyut?"
Tumawa ka lang
at ako'y kinurut
Nang bumulong ako sa iyo
"Tayo'y mag"- alam mo na
Hindot!
Sumuka ka at sa tenga ko ay
shoot na shoot

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
Ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!
Bakit sa akin ka pa rin
nakikipagdate?

Langhiya langhiya
langhiya ka buwiset
ang hiyaw mong
parang luka-lukaret
Akala mo kong sinong
immaculate
Pero oy!

(outro)


HAHAHAHA good luck finding a vocalist for this song today! ;) Immaculate ata to  (?@#*!)
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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2007, 10:22:48 AM »
HAHAHAHA good luck finding a vocalist for this song today! ;) Immaculate ata to  (?@#*!)

aaaawww shucks....

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2008, 03:51:45 PM »
we will play this song at the pinoy rock show of howlin dave  at 105.9 fm  from 12 to 3 pm. tomorrow sunday jan 20 ....  other rare blue rats and petrified anthem  songs will also be featured.......sort of a mini feature...........
« Last Edit: January 19, 2008, 03:59:00 PM by Allan Roy »

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2008, 05:41:49 PM »
Someday, I'll earn the right to sling a guitar with the Rats.

But in the meantime...syet na malagket !

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Re: Bastos na blues songs
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2008, 05:37:14 AM »

Someday I'll earn the right to play with the Emogeeks.

In the meantime: 'Sang banat sa pwet! Don't you forget!

:-D