All About Spa, Massage and other Relaxing Treatments *merged*

[chiqgarcia]

Ang badtrip lang kasi sa mga ganyan isang putok lang tapos na hehe. Kaya parang nasasayangan ako sa pera. Maganda sa kung 1 to sawa. 

 

tama ka pre... sana parang sumthing fishy... eat all you can

(siyempre sana hindi amoy fishy, chaka delikado ang eat all you can di lang hepa makukuha mo)

[paeng]

Diskarte siguro magbate ka muna dalawang beses bago sumabak para mataga-tagal ka na labasan pag nandun ka na. Hehehe

[waya_drum]

Or pwede rin mag bate ka na lang habang minamasahe ka... TIPID! It adds the thrill na nag babate ka tas may nakaka kita sayo... Awooooooooooo! 

[therus000]

Nice one waya.. Very helpful yung post mo. haha.. I could really use some massgae and relaxation too. Kapagod pumasok. Nakakstress at Nakakastrain din ng muscles.. Mind to join the EB too?... hehehe

[waya_drum]

everyone is welcome here brotha! hehehe 

[kaisink]

SIR WAYA!! MASTER NA PO KITA!! hehehe tnx po.. ung mga i recommend nyo po n mpa & who to look for for discounts would be much appreciated..^^ kaisink@yahoo.com

[paeng]

Wow! Waya master ka na... Hahaha 

[waya_drum]

WTF!  Hahaha! My pleasure! ingat lang sa mga raid mga tsong! 

[spadettie]

iba na status mo waya, SPAKOL MASTER!!!

[waya_drum]

patay tayo dyan! calling red_hot!!!! isang master din to...

[chiqgarcia]

wala si red_hot, na-lock yung camel t** thread niya. ewan ko kung bati na sila nung mga mod ahehehe

[spadettie]

napalo si red hot ng mga mod eh hehehe

[chiqgarcia]

napalo si red hot ng mga mod eh hehehe

oo chong matindi... di ko lang sure kung sinturon o latigo








whapishkkkk!

[paeng]

WTF!  Hahaha! My pleasure! ingat lang sa mga raid mga tsong! 

Ano ba mangyayare pag natangay ka sa raid?

[waya_drum]

di ko alam! pero ayoko nang alamin at hindi ako papahuli ng buhay!!!! nyahahaha

[paeng]

Hahaha! Hanggat may lulusutan lulusot... 
Kakahiya siguro pag nadale ka ng pulis sa mga ganyan... Tapos malalaman ng gf/asawa mo. Waaaahhh..

[Bad_ding]

Gusto ko lang i-share experience ko.

4th yr highschool pa lang ako non. pumunta kami ng tropa ko sa aladdin.
To cut a long story short. Nandoon na kami sa loob, then nagpaalam cya, may kukunin lang daw.
Ang tagal nung bumalik. May dalang lotion. Nag-massage ng walang ka-kwenta kwenta. Then ng sinabi ko ng es. Nagalit sa kin sabi ba naman kung es hanap mo sana sinabi mo agad! Napagod ako sa masahe, dapat dagdagan mo.!!!

[paeng]

Gusto ko lang i-share experience ko.

4th yr highschool pa lang ako non. pumunta kami ng tropa ko sa aladdin.
To cut a long story short. Nandoon na kami sa loob, then nagpaalam cya, may kukunin lang daw.
Ang tagal nung bumalik. May dalang lotion. Nag-massage ng walang ka-kwenta kwenta. Then ng sinabi ko ng es. Nagalit sa kin sabi ba naman kung es hanap mo sana sinabi mo agad! Napagod ako sa masahe, dapat dagdagan mo.!!!

Kamusta naman ES? Naibigay ba ng maayos?

[spadettie]

haha galit pa eh noh..

[waya_drum]

Balita ko Olats talaga dyan... just look into my list to make sure that you're in good hands!

[Bad_ding]

Kamusta naman ES? Naibigay ba ng maayos?

nag ES naman, kaso nung mga 1 minute p lang. Biglang kumatok ang roomboy time na raw. Kya binilisan ko. Nasira tuloy concentration ko.

[cowboi_way]

Share ko lang


A few pointers on massage parlors.
(thanks to Mr. Buwayahman)


1. Enter the massage parlor. Don’t be shy. Walk as if you’ve been there a number of times.

2. Go to the counter. Check out the prices.

3. Ask to see the showroom. You will be escorted to an area where you can view the massage parlor attendants (MPA).

4. Make your selection.

5. Go back to the counter to select the room. Pay. You will be given a key. You will then be escorted to the room

6. When you are in the room, you will be asked if you want some refreshments. It’s totally up to you. Just remember that you will have to pay for what you order.

7. Secure your belongings. The key that was handed to you in step #5 is used to lock a drawer or a cabinet. I lock away my watch, wallet, and company ID.

8. Proceed to undress. It’s your choice whether or not you want to wait for the attendant to arrive or go ahead and take a shower. A number of attendants will accompany you inside the shower.

9. Shower and do whatever it takes to be clean. If the amenities are present, I brush my teeth, gargle some mouthwash, and shave. Towel dry yourself, wrap the towel around your waist, and lie down

10. At this point, the massage will begin. You can also ask to forego the massage and go straight to the “extra service. ” If you opt for the massage, the MPA will ask whether it’s powder, oil, or lotion.

11. When all is said and done, shower once more.

12. Dress up. Gather all your belongings.

13. Don’t forget to pay the tip. The ES tip is typically the same as the room rate. Thus, if you paid for a P1500 room, the ES tip should P1500.

14. Optional: It is ok to ask for the MPAs mobile number. Some even offer to give it.

15. Leave.

Some reminders on the massage:

■Don’t expect professional-level massage.
■You can engage in small talk. Or you can even remain silent and sleep. Either one will not affect the fact that you will get some ES in the end.
On the “extra service:”

■It is expected that the MPA will do all the work, which is typically the customary licking of nipples, kissing of body, rubbing of her breasts on your chest. She will then kiss her way downwards wherein you should get the fellatio.
■The fellatio is actually a way for the MPA to slide in a condom without you noticing. The most common technique is for the MPA to put the condom in her mouth. Many MPAs do this even before beginning the nipple-licking part.
■After the BJ, the sex is next. Typically, the MPA starts off on top but then you can gain control and perform a variety of positions. How you want to end is all up to you. Do you want to end dog-style? Or missionary? Side-to-side? No problem.
■Most MPAs don’t like heavy kissing or bare-back blowjobs (i.e., a BJ with no condom). If you get one who is willing to kiss or give BBBJs, you may consider yourself lucky but bear in mind that if she agrees to do it with you, then she has also been willing to do it when any of her other guests. Including the one before you. And he could have been some unkempt Pigpen with rotting teeth and bad hygiene.
■Most MPAs live by the tips. So try not to be stingy.

woah! a very detailed... and very informative write-up...keep it up!

[waya_drum]

woah! a very detailed... and very informative write-up...keep it up!

wehehehe! thanks bro! ingat lang sa kuryente!

[paeng]

nag ES naman, kaso nung mga 1 minute p lang. Biglang kumatok ang roomboy time na raw. Kya binilisan ko. Nasira tuloy concentration ko.

Hahaha! Time na... Parang Comp Shop lang ah. 

[waya_drum]

Pwede po bang mag extend... Paki open time lang!