Want to do a texas shuffle with prince charming..... get sprinkled with blue pixie dust by a flying fairy..... do the hoochie coochie with an ice princess..... get a dose of lightning in a bottle cooked up by a wicked witch..... get greasy with an enchanted frog..... cut some heads at the footbridge with a mini-skirted TROLL??!!!
Then roll your golden chariots down to HANDLEBAR on Polaris Street in Makati well before the clock strikes midnight on Friday, 20 October. Get there at 9:30 for the first set of the grand ball -- before the THE BLUE RATS turn into pumpkins onstage.
Good grog served by wenches, meat and mush roasted on the grill and delivered to your table by twinkly-eyed muscle bound lads. Dripping Duane, Buttered B.B., Sizzling ZZ, Raw Robben, Jammed Janis, Creamy Cream, Burning Buddy, and Smoked Stevie on the menu. Eye-candy for dessert -- lollipops, candy canes, and sweets all around -- excellent views and ethereal scents of two-legged prickly roses. No cover charge. Foam earplugs and glass slippers not included.
