you can insult guitarists here i nthere, but one thing's for sure, there is no better guitarist than Chuck Norris.
for he can kill two picks with one note.
when he plays guitar he doesn't pick the note, the note itself plays upon Chuck Norris' presence.
when Chuck Norris plays the guitar, he doesn't need scales and picking to shred. His bare hands turn guitars into sawdust.
on his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses one lucky guitarist to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris once put a turtle inside a blender, we now know the turtle's fragments as Tortex picks.