I'm getting sick of checking the other avril threads so i decided to make one myself. umm..yeah.
poser
n 1: a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not
[synonyms: avril lavigne]
first of all, every one has his/her own view of things. and for avril, mine would totally be a negative one.
On her music:
• she said she wrote ALL the lyrics in her album. then in the CD it said 'co written by avril lavigne.'. well who cares cos they suck. she only added the 8 to 'sk8er boi'.
"It takes me 5 hours to straighten my hair.."
wow, thats so hardcore! *sarcasm*
• her voice is extremely annoying. not as irritating as [gooey brown stuff] spears', but irritating nonetheless.
• she cannot play the guitar. in complicated, you barely see her actually PLAYING the chorus, a verse, or whatever. maybe the intro, but my dog can play that.
quote from avril: "yeah, when i get the urge to write, i write... a lot. i sit down with a GUITAR PLAYER and write how i feel."
guitar player = see?
• her music is not and will never be PUNK ROCK. it is bubblegum pop.
Her attitude:
• she is not punk. wearing ties, arm warmers and spiked bracelets don't make you punk. stealing a fry from a guard doesn't make you punk. and listening to AVRIL will NEVER make you punk.
• she's a hypocrite. she disses everyone in the bubblegum pop culture but she's just the same.
• did you see her interview in myx? she was like:
"I don't really know anything about punk to talk about it."
"I guess im a little bit punk."
very smart, avril.
• she can't accept the fact that people see her as a pop icon... she keeps talking about accepting yourself blah blah blah stop putting out an image that's not you... well, avril, it shows through. stop pretending that you're not in some way a pop princess. a well-dressed pop princess, i must admit, a pop princess who can sing without sacrificing fabric, but still a pop princess.
I know that you avril-sheep will probably start some cult against me, or other anti-avril people, but go ahead. its a debate anyway. but before arguing.....get a brain. don't just say:
"aVrIL iS PrEtTy AnD cOoL!! YoU ArE JuSt JeAlOuSe!!!"
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