Author Topic: You can now use a [sausage] pic as a password. Why, god? Why.  (Read 454 times)

Offline mozart123

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What if instead of using a password you could just use your penis?

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Here's how it works: Beginning today, you’ll be able to use a pic of your [sausage] in place of a more traditional password. To do this, you’ll need to supply an establishing shot of your member. Then when you want to log in, they’ll use their “proprietary Penis Recognition Tech” to match your penis to the initial photo.

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Offline marzi

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Re: You can now use a [sausage] pic as a password. Why, god? Why.
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2017, 07:54:43 AM »
pano pag malamig tapos umigsi ang etits?

pano pag sa sobrang init lumawlaw ang itlog?

pano pag di nakapag shave at harang na harang ang etits?
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