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Offline bassbacx

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Fart Problem........
« on: December 15, 2007, 04:10:14 AM »
Don't look at me man......  and im not guilty....  hehehehehehe.....

since this concerns health, just a thought - not utot.....
she thinks she missed the train to mars, she's out back counting stars...

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Offline ame_thyst

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2007, 04:19:02 AM »
Don't look at me man......  and im not guilty....  hehehehehehe.....

since this concerns health, just a thought - not utot.....


uminom ng carbonated drink para sa iba naman lumabas ang bad air... burp!!!!
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2007, 08:54:26 AM »

As fart as i know, it has something to do with the food that we eat. High-carb diet is one of the culprit. Also a kind of bacteria in our stomach that emits gas causes the bad smell of...phffffssshht.... :evil:
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2007, 02:24:14 PM »
kuha ka ng lata ng pringles...abangan mo yung utot mo...pag mauutot ka na, itapat mo yung pringles tapos takpan mo...

ayan pre, may science project ka na!

rocket booster...
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2007, 07:54:20 AM »
kuha ka ng lata ng pringles...abangan mo yung utot mo...pag mauutot ka na, itapat mo yung pringles tapos takpan mo...

ayan pre, may science project ka na!

rocket booster...
Hinuhuli yan sir marzi!

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Offline Xilence

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2007, 11:04:25 AM »
Another cause is lactose in milk.  I have this mild lactose intolerance resulting to multiple farting :D

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 01:35:29 AM »
maruming tubig,kahit na di tumutuloy sa pagka-diarrhea,multiple farting ka parin. 
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2008, 02:13:07 AM »
Totoo yung sinasabi na pag kumain ka ng madaming beans eh magiging ututin ka. Pati yung sa kamote. Kung kumain ka ng madami-daming ganun, umpisahan na ang pasabog!

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Offline marzi

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 01:35:36 PM »

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:

oy hindi greaseless yun no!

greasy nga pakiramdam nun eh  :lol: parang may lube yung wetpax mo  :lol: :lol:
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 01:39:40 PM »
utot-utot lang ng utot
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2008, 02:11:19 AM »
oy hindi greaseless yun no!

greasy nga pakiramdam nun eh  :lol: parang may lube yung wetpax mo  :lol: :lol:

Hahaha ikaw naman niliteral mo.. Kinuha ko lang yun sa isang past TV commercial tungkol sa rubbing alcohol dati. Green Cross yata yun e hahaha :lol:
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Offline bassbacx

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 09:10:30 AM »
astig sana kung may kulay yung utot noh...........hehehehehe...
sa babae pink kulay....hehehehe

eh paano kung gus2 mo ipa-checkup kanino ka kokonsulta?

"Dok, ah eh, ano kasi eh, ahm......" tooooooooooooooot.... ayun po, pwet ko na nagpaliwanag" hehehehehehehe
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Offline marzi

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 02:08:28 PM »
Hahaha ikaw naman niliteral mo.. Kinuha ko lang yun sa isang past TV commercial tungkol sa rubbing alcohol dati. Green Cross yata yun e hahaha :lol:

oo nga  :-D

pero hindi Green Cross Alcohol yun...

Green Cross Liniment ni Mandong Masahista at Manghihilot...

gusto mo i-quote ko yung buong usapan dun sa commercial na yun?  :-D :-D :-D
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Offline AugustBurnsRed

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2008, 11:30:20 PM »


bxta pag uutot ka dapat malakas ung tunog, ung bang rinig ng buong masa.  se pag mahina, napaka baho nun.

hahah

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2008, 08:54:11 AM »
Totoo yung sinasabi na pag kumain ka ng madaming beans eh magiging ututin ka. Pati yung sa kamote. Kung kumain ka ng madami-daming ganun, umpisahan na ang pasabog!

Try nyo kumain ng extra spicy na Indian meal. Vicks na Vicks ang pakiramdam ninyo sa pwet nyo pag umutot kayo.. Mainit-init at greaseless pa! :lol: :lol: :lol:
mod wala akong balita sa beans pero sa KAMOTE meron...
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2008, 11:38:41 AM »

sabi nila mas mabaho daw ang utot ng mga babae..  :-D

bakit kaya??  :-D :mrgreen:
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2008, 08:14:47 PM »
sabi nila mas mabaho daw ang utot ng mga babae..  :-D

bakit kaya??  :-D :mrgreen:

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Normal lang ang umutot. Ang ginagawa ko, I get myself excused (if I'm with a lot of people) and take a "fart walk." Ang hindi normal sa akin, eh, kung amoy utot ang bibig mo.  :-D

itchybrain

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2008, 10:38:01 PM »

At may naalala pa ako na sinabi ng Gaffer ko: "Punta ka sa tapat ng Ateneo tapos bili ka ng mais na nilaga. Kainin mo yung mais tapos...."  :-D

Offline Genzomaru

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2008, 02:24:04 AM »
wag pagsabay-sabayin : Beer + lotsa sushi w/ lotsa wasabi. Otherwise, gas chamber

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2008, 02:35:39 AM »
sakit yan di ba? flatulence. marami ng pills na nabibili to control that.

get a colonoscopy to clean your insides, or baka naman bulok na ang anal cavity mo (blechhh).

Stop sodomizing yourself and tell your boyfriend to not have s e x for a while (hehe)
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2008, 09:38:23 AM »
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2008, 09:50:39 AM »
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

Skidmark, hahahah

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2008, 09:52:23 AM »
pag de ka umutut mamatay ka LoL
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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2008, 10:12:31 AM »
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D

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Re: Fart Problem........
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2008, 10:27:45 AM »
minsan naman ako pag umotot sumasama t@e ko. bat kaya ganun?kadiri nga sa brief.wahahahahaha. :-D
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