I don't think this thread is about boutique pedals, nor is it more about tube amps. I see this thread as someone picking on other peoples choice of gear but disguised as a "boutique pedal" and "tube amp" thread.
For me the biggest "totoy" here is the thread starter. Skunky, you really are a "skunk"!
For me, it wouldn't matter what gear the gigging musician brings. As long as he sounds decent on stage and his solos cut through! And I think they only have one thing to say to the thread starter.......... "Wala kang paki alam kung ano dalin ko sa gig!"